valentines stamps

A stamp-licking good lawyer?

A guy walks into a post office one day see an old, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all around. It then takes a perfume bottle and starts spraying scents around them. His curiosity prevails, approached the balding man and asked what he did. The man said, "I will send maps Valentine 1000 sign, "Guess Who?" "But why," asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," responds man.

Hahahaha! Love it! Absolutely hilarious.

How to Make Valentine's Day Crafts : How to Stamp Love on a Valentine's Day Card

Skeleton Key Rubber Stamp $4.80 1" x 1.75" Skeleton Key Art Rubber Stamp. This stamp is great for backgrounds when making hand made greeting cards, or for being the focus of a design -- "you're the key to my heart". The rubber stamp features deeply etched, rich, red vulcanized art rubber, 1/8" thick black cushion for support, and a clear, maple wood handle. Our stamps are hand made one at a time in our shop here in Dallas, TX....

Penguin on Icy Heart-shaped Floe Rubber Stamp - Wood Mounted $11.00 This is a deeply etched, finely detailed rubber stamp mounted on high quality white maple wood block with hourglass sides....

Cloud 9 Design by Fiskars 4 by 8-Inch Designer Clear Stamps - St. Valentine $9.32 Fiskars premium clear stamps come in a wide variety of designs and sizes. Specially designed for multiple uses, offering borders, frames, sentiments and icons. Contemporary designs in the most popular themes....

18 Valentines Day Stamps (1 c Not Packaged 2 Sided Value Balloon...

Stamp and Create a Card Art Kit $5.00 ...

Hello Kitty Scented Sticker Maker Studio $23.99 Create over 100 stickers with Hello Kitty Scented Studio!...

Mina No Tabo Stamp $1.79 These Mina No Tabo self-inking plastic stamps are super cute and great for letters and greeting cards. This one features the Chinese character ""Fantastic""Size: 1 x 1 x 1 1/2 inches...

Let's Make Love $90.52 Charmeuse Marilyn Monroe postage stamp robe with contrasting waist band, hook and eye closure at front, plus a waist cinching bow tie back. Includes matching g-string....

How to Marry a Gizillionaire $75.24 Charmeuse Marilyn Monroe Postage Stamp 2 piece set includes crop top with dot mesh ruffle, elasticized back, adjustable shoulder straps, and beaded broach. Tap pant has a contrast dot mesh waistband and godets....

Love Happy $75.24 Charmeuse Marilyn Monroe postage stamp chemise with dot mesh ruffle across top, adjustable shoulder straps, and contrasting godets. Adorned with a beaded broach on front, g-string included....

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