Christmas Images Funny
Funny Message For Christmas Card?
So every year I do a Christmas card. This year I have photographed the image i want to use, but I can't think of a funny message. The inspiration was that the shaving cream looks like Santa's beard. Other than that... there is really nothing Christmassy about it. I am the person in the photo, I am a gender illusionist (this means that i am actually a man), this could help with a funny play on words or a pun. The image can be viewed at http://courtneyact.com/files/1.jpg
Oh my word is that YOU!? as in, is that REALLY a guy...?
anyway,
the christmas message could be something like...
"all santa wanted for christmas this year was a crisp white sky for a star gazer, what he got was a cross dressed guy with a sharp razor...."
lol. good luck!
Deidara Tobi Christmas
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Historic Theater Poster (M), Funny Geo Sidney as Busy Izzy... $37.00 This is a museum quality, reproduction print on premium paper with archival/UV resistant inks. Date: c. 1902. Print Info: G xxc 3814 Created and copyrighted 1902 by The U.S. Lithograph Co. Russell-Morgan Print Ci. & N.Y. Management E.D. Stair. No. 6523. Topics: Card games. Chorus girls. Comedies.Publisher: Sidney George 1877-1945. Stair E. D. (Edward D.) Russell-Morgan Print. HISTORY OF THE ... |
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